Educational Jargon Generator

I love academic jargon in the sense that I love to be disoriented. Reading it is the intellectual equivalent of spinning in circles with your head balanced with a baseball bat and running across the yard. That's why I love the "Educational Jargon Generator". Just hit the "generate jargon" button and you'll come up with such gems as "integrate thematic relationships", "target mission-critical pedagogy", and "iterate open-ended competencies".